Pick of the week September 6, 2008

The Top 5 Kitchen Signs seen in my House


#5 I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!

#4 Ring Bell for Maid Service... If no answer do it yourself!

#3 If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

#2 My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.

AND

#1 If you write in the dust, please don't date it!